17 Hilarious Responses to Unwanted Pregnant Belly Touching From Strangers!

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OK, I know that being pregnant just seems to bring joy to everyone around you – but pregnant belly touching IS NOT A THING!!

I thought I’d get a collection of comments from hillarious moms on the internet on AWESOME responses that will ensure said person never touches your belly again!

If someone touches my belly, reaches for it, or asks to, I kindly with a big smile ask them if they would like to touch my ass too.

If it happens (and it does frequently) I will reach out and rub or pat theirs just like they are doing to me!

I was once with a friend who had a woman grab her belly and my friend began to chant a funny sound.

I found a shirt that says “unless you put this baby in here, don’t even think about touching my stomach” I think I’m going to get one for every day of the week.

“Don’t touch if you didn’t put it here!” “Don’t touch if you didn’t put it here!” Learn more

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